jakemalik:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

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lonelymountainorbust:

when somebody introduces a dog to you by saying “this is my dog”

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William Holden, Audrey Hepburn, e Richard Quine no set de Paris When It Sizzles, de 1964.

William Holden, Audrey Hepburn, e Richard Quine no set de Paris When It Sizzles, de 1964.

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fuckviserys:

Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.

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thememeprince:

MEEEEME ONNNN MEEEEEEEE (MEME ON ME)

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beachier:

me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

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idiotbh:

Amsterdam? more like Amsterdamn

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irl-hoka:

did-you-kno:

Source 

we know the numberswe can begin the process

irl-hoka:

did-you-kno:

Source 

we know the numbers
we can begin the process

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